Songs you can't help tap your feet to.....

Either "Too Drunk to Fuck" by the Dead Kennedys or "One Way Out" by the Allman Brothers

 

You want to be able to say you liked something before everyone knew about it: that is a core tenet of hipsterism.

How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He ate pizza before it was cool.

 

I'm also a little resentful because instead of going on another tour of modest venues this year they're on a bigger tour with OneRepublic and won't be coming anywhere near me. They're selling out, man.
Is it OK as long as I don't wear skinny jeans and a fedora? Or do I need an intervention?

 

We need to do a little more assessment:

• Do you have any mustache wax in your home?
• Do you own a gearless bicycle that you never ride and instead just walk around your downtown area with it?
• Have you ever considered quitting your job to pursue your passion for making artisanal dog food?
• Do you have a favorite pop-up restaurant you follow on Twitter so you can eat rabbit sausage with mango-pear chutney?
• Do you not own a television and mention that fact frequently in conversation?
• Did you despise sports and athletics all of your life yet develop an interest in European soccer as an adult?
• Do you now or have you ever made your own pickles?
• Are you post-ironic? Have you ever told anyone that sincerity is the new irony?

 

No to all of them.
Also, all of my vintage clothing is just old crap I never bothered to throw away.

 

Money For Nothing. I will sing at the top of my lungs nearly every time that song comes on.

 

Chef, you started this thread.

Why isn't the thread title "tap your toes"?

 

Damn, she had some legs.

 

Down on the Corner. Tapping of feet is right there in the chorus; I'm obligated to oblige.

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...That and play air base

 

I bow in your general direction.