Your contribution to sjmanity...

Focused, team player and gives 110 percent.

What are things you won't find written on CD Boogie's performance review?

 

Jeez, Ace, your circle jerks sound way more intense than the casual get-togethers to which I'm accustomed. Not everything has to be a competition, man.

 

And for that, you deserve a medal.

 

The occasional well placed Simpsons meme and the much too telling fart story

 

Being the voice of reason as well as my multiple sheep championships.

 

Around here, I'm probably that third or fourth line guy every hockey team needs or the utility infielder who comes on late in games as a defensive replacement. Strong in rock and porn threads, avid if shitty SJ.com fantasy league player - except for a John Daly, out-of-nowhere win in the golf pool a few years ago - and apparently my book reviews cost Moddy money.

Oh, and I know HC and can attest that she did a great fucking job organizing the 2006 Toronto outing.

 

In my case...Hermes, the world needs post-likers, too.

 

I'd say I'm good enough to work for the Plain Dealer ... except I'm probably not good enough to work for the Plain Dealer anymore.

 

Not sure I contribute anything beyond whatever perspective a 35-plus-year career in newspapers and editing can offer.

In other words, I'm an old, over-the-hill fool in the twilight of a mediocre career spouting mindless, incoherent dreck.

 

That definition would fit two-thirds of the posters here.

 

So long as you're happy in your work.

 

Last man standing who believes Tiger Woods will win, not 18, but 19 majors.