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You would wet yourself if you had to be as responsible as me.

 

What is your texting and driving then? You know it's dangerous to you and others. You still do it.

The math is pretty simple. I see two options there.

1) You don't care enough about yourself or other people to stop it.

2) You don't have the self-discipline to stop it.

I'm not sure it makes me arrogant to point that out, but if it does, I don't give a shit.

 

If you don't trust yourself not to cheat on your wife because alcohol is present or if a woman is your only dining partner, maybe you should have married someone else.

 

Math is another thing I'm better at than you.

 

A statement of true humility.

 

A true statement.

Tighten up that sentence.

 

I don't go for this at all. Makes it sound like it is the woman's fault or responsibility to be attractive enough.

 

* -- Cause for suspension, unless he didn't happen to piss off the mods as much as Dick did.

 

Sure looks like outing to me.

 

not the point. I might and you might but if we're all careful we're all safe. If no one is careful, you end up with the world as it is now. There are many men who trusted themselves and regretted it.

 

LOL. If the mods want to suspend me for "outing," more power to 'em. That'll teach me to stick to lesser offenses like telling others they should die.

 

Looks like I picked the wrong day to retire the old slogan.