President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

I'm rooting for the worst president in our country's history (Nixon was far more competent) and international laughingstock not to shit his pants. So far, our team is losing.

 

As usual, QYFOS is happiest when he can make things up.

For the record, I prefer Trump, but you are setting the bar quite low on this one. I think we should expect more of our president than to be better than a group of murdering terrorists.

 

If your neck hurts, don't go to the doctor. Just exercise it by going to a tennis match.

 

It's a tough call. One group enslaves kids for sex. The other guy fucks his daughter.

 

Little Marco weighs in ...

GOP senator cites Tillerson's remarks as 'incentive' in Syrian chemical attack

"It's my belief that if you're Bashar al-Assad and you read that it is no longer a priority of the United States to have you removed from power, I believe that that is an incentive to act with impunity," the Florida senator said during a news conference today.

He added: "I personally do not believe that it's coincidental."

 

Out with Bannon, in with Perry.

Rick Perry added to National Security Council; Steve Bannon out

 

What a concept.

 

TrumpCare II: Aborted. A gurgling bloody mess.

Zombie Trumpcare Is Dead Again

 

Dang. I thought Steve Perry would get the nod for singing Lovin' Touchin' Squeezin.'

 

No but he's on the short list to become Bill O'Reilly's replacement at Fox.

 

I thought Fucko would go for Katy Perry to do jumping jacks in a string bikini the days the Pretty Princess has a headache.

 

Leave it to Trump not to select the Perry with the most relevant experience.