Running 2017 MLB regular season thread

America's oldest ballpark goes on the DL.

 

Former middling St. John's shooting guard Amir Garrett done after throwing six scoreless innings for Cincinnati in his major league debut.

 

dammit: ggs

hate autocorrect.

 

That's not a stat. It's trivia.

 

Do you know where the note came from? Stat geeks are not prohibited from offering trivia. So fuck off and carry on.

 

No, I don't know where it came from because you didn't indicate where it came from except for ”stats geeks.” The only news piece I could find after a quick search attributes it to an Angels spokesman.

 

OK, wonderful, you tracked down a meaningless note. Congratulations. Let's get on with our lives.

 

What does Wade Boggs have to say about this?

 

He might remember the guy who he played against -- they mentioned this, but I forget who they said it was -- who also ended in ggs. But this note was about the pitching matchup. Boggs never pitched against a guy who ended with ggs.

 

Ladies and gentleman, your only undefeated team left: your Baltimore Orioles.

Buck for President!

 

Just what the Nationals get for filling out their rotation with a hittable journeyman.

Jeremy Guthrie tonight: 2/3 IP, 6 H, 10 R, 10 ER, 4 BB, 0 K.

That would be against your Philadelphia Phillies. 11-0 now in bottom of the first.

 

Yikes