President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

If it's true, why is it in the last paragraph?

 

Time to start writing new episodes of M*A*S*H?

 

Thank you, Board Something Adder!

 

Beats me. Talk about hiding the lede...

It's an anonymous source. I suspect if someone had been willing to own it we'd be talking about a different article altogether.

 

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What dessert was Trump having when he told other world leaders about the bomb?

 

Why would he go with anything other than chocolate cake?

Even if it's not as good as Mar-a-Lago's, I'm sure the WH can turn out a mean chocolate cake.

 

For bombing occasions, you can't go wrong with pineapple upside-down cake. There should be a light glaze of whipped cream on top.

 

No whipped cream needed.

 

I was thinking a kosher for Passover dessert, but maybe Jared and Ivanka are still skiing.

 

Just a reminder, pie is always better than cake.

For Fiona's 1st birthday party, we served an assortment of pies. Key Lime. Banana Cream. Peanut Butter & Jelly. All much better than cake.

 

At the last company meal, I bought three full dinners. Each came with a dessert, and I went with blueberry pie. Best ever.