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Yeah, but how great would it have been if it was Prince who starred in the commercial?

 

That is true for every commercial.

It is called the "Goldblum Effect."

 

You should have seen what he did with the post-game spread.

 

Yes, but a little skinny. Opponents posted him up.

 

There's an all-time SJ debate. Who would you hate to see more in the jury box if you're the defendant: @Starman or @CD Boogie?

 

Starman wouldn't be able to hide his crazy, so he'd get dismissed during selection.

 

Several segments from Jones's show has been played to the jury.

Would love to see jury reaction to ...

 

Who did he plagiarize that from?

 

For me, the choice is obvious. As a straight, white male, I feel like I would probably have Boogie's support. If I were also rich, I know I would.

Starman is too much of a wild card. One mention of a family member and he could start yelling "INCEST" and calling me "FUCKO" or something. There is no telling what would cause you to lose his support.

The devil you know, and all that.

 

He's more of a perimeter guy anyway. There's a reason his nickname in the Jerusalem pick-up league circuit was "Mr. J," and only part of it was because of his first name.

 

I feel like Starman could deliver a somewhat fair verdict. Its the penalty phase I would worry about.