Aaron Hernandez -- Guilty of 1st degree murder

Murphy is dog-whistling to all clients, prospective or otherwise: if you off yourself, I'll still have your back.

 

Just reading CNN's rise-and-fall story on Hernandez. He's from Bristol, Conn., which explains the WWL's slobberfest.

The rise and fall of Aaron Hernandez - CNN.com

 

Why would ESPN care if he is from Bristol?

 

Of all the means of extinction, hanging is the least likely to be a murder. Especially if victim is 250 plus pounds of muscle. Even if you drugged him, try lifting him into position without making much noise.

 

@outofplace is going to school you now!

Thankfully, I can stay out of this as a fellow writer explains it to him.

 

Yeah, you really stayed out of it. I do not think that sentence means what you think it means, but that is no surprise.

 

http://deadspin.com/report-aaron-hernandez-wrote-john-3-16-in-blood-on-h-1794468830

 

Eh?

 

Eh?

 

Mr. Hernandez. It reads here like an admonishment from a judge.

Every other news outlet uses a surname alone on second reference. Why be cute? It's like the Wall Street journal insists on calling Jamie Dimon "James" just because that's his given name. Mama call him Jamie, I call him Jamie.

 

Eldick Woods and Norman Esiason wonder what all the fuss is about.

 

Hernandez 3:16 says, "I just killed my ass."