President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

Dumb libtards want to silence everyone who disagrees with them.

 

I have a difficult relationship with Facebook. It's complicated.

 

To know me is to be often annoyed by me.

 

They're pretty blunt here in Texas, too. The difference is, here they add, "Bless your heart."

 

Why the fuck do you care? Honestly? Why?

 

Hey, don't be a dick.

 

God damn it! Stop taunting me.

 

Yeah, there's a lot of that. If you "ain't from 'round heah", you can get cut all to hell without realizing it until later. It's just that the code words and the vocabulary that comprise the scalpel are different. "Bless his heart" is so versatile... it can mean everything from "he's not from here and just doesn't understand how things work, bless his heart" to "That fucker is a drooling idiot who couldn't pour piss out of a boot with directions on the bottom of the heel".

The best usage remains the older southern lady who says it in such honeyed tones that she flays you down to the spinal nerves without ever sounding rude about it.

 

You can use Trump for countless "gotcha"s. He's not conservative or the opposite of liberal in any way.

 

See, that's the problem. I pick up on that stuff pretty quickly and before you know it I would be telling the old southern lady that I hope she drowns in her sweet tea.