Ménage au poin

In a related story ...

Area judge now fucking Shelley Dufresne

 

Then you must have pictures of someone with animals, pervdexter.

Also, I didn't want to clutter up the Cold Cuts at ESPN thread by responding to you, but it was good of you to toss in a viewpoint from the sub-70 IQ crowd.

 

The wonderfully crafted clickbaity headline excuses the DB. Well done.

 

The female judge? This just keeps getting better!

 

"That ain't no gun under her robe, Cletus."

 

I would like to think the last thing that went through that boy's mind, other than the load he knew he was about to shoot, was wonder how the heck Shelley Dufresne ever got the best of him.

 

Some interesting snippets from the articles:

She did try to at least be discreet/incognito on social media as Madison Mexicano:

"Prosecutors say Dufresne coordinated the trysts using a fake Facebook profile under the name “Madison Mexicano,” complete with an image of the cartoon character Speedy Gonzalez as the profile image. The cover photo also included the phrase, “I love Mexican boys,” a reference to the teen, prosecutor Rachel Africk said. The teen later testified Tuesday that he didn’t appreciate that reference, however, since he is half-Colombian and half-Caucasian."

Her defense attorneys definitely went on the attack and played a little, um, hardball with the victim:

"Defense attorney Kim McElwee claimed that the alleged threesome didn’t even occur because the teen told authorities he “couldn’t get an erection,” a claim the teen denied while on the stand, the newspaper reports."

 

They send us their drug dealers, their rapists, their flaccid men ...

 

Ron Mexico approves.

 

12.

 

Holy shit! /Shawshanked

 

Maybe even 36.