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Trump team did background check on Flynn, knew of Turkey ties: report

 

I got a better idea.

Fucko lost the popular vote by just about three million (3,000,000) votes.

Let's assume each of those ballots was an 8 1/2 x 11 paper sheet. (Actually most are larger but never mind that right now.)

A standard football stadium field is about 400 feet long by 300 feet wide. 120,000 square feet.

That means the number of ballots by which Fucko lost the election to Hillary Rodham Clinton would cover Twenty Five Football Fields.

Twenty Five Football Fields. Do a graphic of that.

Put THAT on the fuckin front page.

 

You're hired!

 

Hang on, I'm working on a graphic of 25 football fields.

Probably five rows of five. It'll be YUUUGE.

 

The 300 pound fatfuck is doing everything he can so kids can eat greasy fatty shit and guzzle gallons of sugar cola in schools again.

Donald Trump is taking on Michelle Obama's healthy food legacy

 

I remember a year ago people thought Veep on HBO was getting too unrealistic.

 

Sometime between now and 2020, there will be staffers who create a fake CNN set, fill it with "anchors" who are there to fluff Trump and have it piped into the White House and Mar a Lago over the real feed just to keep the boss happy. Good job America, good effort. You made Gen. Bartford Hamilton Steele president.

 

Your news judgement sounds impeccable.

 

So does you'res.

 

When I was in high school, my friends and I would almost always have one of three things for lunch:

1) a big juicy greasy cheeseburger and a big cup of salty fries;

2) square-foot size slices of cafeteria pizza, heaped with greasy meat topping

Or 3) a couple days a week, we'd big-deal it and ride in somebody's car downtown for lunch at Mickey D.

Of course guzzling cans of good old original sugar-packed Coke all the way.

The summer between my junior and senior year, my cute girlfriend said, "You're getting a little pudgy."

She quickly discovered other ways to register her displeasure.


I spent the next three months working out like a maniac, and lost 30 pounds. Maybe I'd have been better off eating a turkey wrap sometimes instead of those greasy pizzas and cheeseburgers.

 

Talk about jingoism:
He also called upon all government officials to display the flag of the United States on all government buildings and grounds on May 1.

Don't they have to do this every day of every year anyway?

 

Yes, but now Fucko says so. It didn't count when a mooslim neegro tells you to do it.