Running 2017 MLB regular season thread

That's more words than Manny has uttered in his entire Orioles career.

 

That was what they called him? never heard that.

 

That's what they call Pedroia, in addition to Petey.

 

It came from an interview in 2010: Dustin Pedroia came to the defense of Boston Red Sox teammate David Ortiz, who was off to a brutal start that season. “A couple of years ago, I had 60 at-bats, I was hitting .170, and everyone was ready to kill me, too,” Pedroia said after that game. “And what happened? Laser show. So, relax.”

 

I wish a lot of big league players weren't such quivering pussies anymore when it came to brawling.

 

And in non-racist fan news:
Cardinals issue statement after fan is grazed by a stray bullet at Busch Stadium

 

Welcome to St. Louis.

 

Greatest fans in baseball.

 

We just taking her word for it?

 

Jetes and A-Rod thought they'd be talking up their charities. CNBC's Bob Pisani asked about J-Lo, the Marlins and their frosty relationship.

It's pretty damn awesome. They didn't like it.

 

What a f'n moron. Is he a regular CNBC guy? Have to ask my neighbor if she knows him. Is it too difficult to know how many seasons each played, "12 or 13?" And Alex is on the left asswipe. It's two guys. Alex and Derek.