The Big Ball Theory

Foster the People won't be writing any songs about kids getting shot for those dog-ass kicks.

 

Bravo.

 

Any thief with self respect would refuse to shoplift those from Payless Shoes.

 

For the price of $995.00, you get his autograph, with shoes that come in a plastic case with led lights. Oh....and if you get a size 14 or 15, they charge you $200.00 more.


This is the stupidest fucking idea in the history of stupid fucking ideas.

 

The dad seems bipolar.

 

That's almost putting an excuse on his behavior. I think he's just an asshole

 

Had a roommate way back when who was bipolar. Had this grand scheme during one manic phase to put in a tomato grove and tilapia pond in the backyard where he would make a fortune from selling the fish and tomatoes.

 

Payless is going belly up. Maybe these shoes will be available at their liquidation sales. Maybe they'll throw in some Trump Steaks, too.

 

Flip-flops.
$220

 

I've long had a dream of wiping my ass with a couple of hundred dollar bills, just so I can say I did it.
That seems like a much better use of money than buying these shoes.

 

If you can't afford the shoes, bigballerbrand.com is also selling T-shirts for $50. So you can live the Big Baller lifestyle at a fraction of the cost.

 

Man, those are some expensive McDonalds work shoes.