President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

You know who sounds just like Trump- - doubling down daily on not making sense? Liberals. They have become the thing they hate. It's a fascinating (and LOLable) circumstance.

 

Those damn migrant farm workers, I bet they almost make minimum wage.

 

What's fair is that after eight years of vicious Republican obstructionism, the gates are open to dogpile on Trump from the very first day, week and month. Only fair that Trump gets that every year (or month) he's around, too.

 

So it was the Russian hacking, not keeping Democrats away from the polls in the inner cities?

 

Nah, Hillary blew it, too. But the Russian distraction was huge. October surprise, remember?

 

Uh Justin, hey. We've never formally met, but just so you know our dumbshit toddler of a boss is about to really fuck up. Any chance you could call and talk him out of doing it?

White House advisors called Ottawa to urge Trudeau to help talk Trump down from scrapping NAFTA

 

JFC. ... But her EMAILS!!!!

 

I like the guy, but when Justin Trudeau is considered the intellectual adult in the room, that's not exactly a hard-hitting conversation. That said, Pierre probably would would have responded to that request with, "Fuck him, I'll call Fidel."

 

Comey's actions 11 days before the election look even worse now, and I didn't think that was possible.

Huma didn't forward "hundreds and thousands" of emails to slimeball Weiner. It was a handful.

And he STILL broke protocol and influenced the election in favor of Trump.

Comey is a disgrace and should resign.

Comey misstated number of Clinton emails forwarded to Weiner

 

LOL. Don't mess with Sally, Texas!

 

Obama should have fired Comey's ass back in July, when he made his first ridiculous attempt to tilt the election scales (publicly clearing Clinton of suspicion of criminal activity, then delivering an extensive sardonic commentary detailing why he thought she was probably guilty. Obama should have issued an immediate statement saying, "Put up or shut up. If you think she committed a crime, bring charges. Otherwise, STFU").

In October, he should have fired him and directed Lynch to prosecute him for violating the Hatch Act.

But Obama didn't want to do that, because then the Republicans would have accused him of acting autocratically, and of course acting like an arrogant angry black man. Heavens knows, Obama didn't want the Republicans to say nasty things like that; it might have besmirched his legacy if the GOP said bad shit about him.

 

Obama, the pioneer black president, was playing the Jackie Robinson role, but I thought he should have banged the hammer instead. Especially in his second term.