Things an ex ruined for you

Many years ago, Oprah was on in the background. (Mom was an Oprah fan.) This was before her respectable, everyone-gets-free-stuff days. One woman mentioned that her ex bought her a sex toy, and she didn't enjoy sex with a partner anymore. #sad #fakenews?

 

I missed out on 2 solid years of strange while mourning my first divorce.

Does that count?

 

My former in-law's are originally from the Shit Town of podcast fame. The shittiness is not one bit exaggerated.

 

The song Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol.

I hate that damn song.

 

What about things you ruined for your ex.

 

Anal. And Lilly Pulitzer dresses.

 

I have oddly good or at least cordial relations with most of my ex-girlfriends.

I can't add much but a threadjack. One ex, never very serious and all my friends didn't like her, left me with two silly superstitions.

Because of her, I always make a wish when I see a clock is at 11:11. And when flying, I always lift my feet slightly off the floor on takeoff.

It's odd the little things that hang around in your noggin.

 

My spot in the rotation. [/Matt Harvey]

 

Touch 'em all. Much like hitters against Harvey.

 

Aerosmith ruined that song, and if your ex liked it you're well shut of her.

 

Having sex with her. She really ruined that for me when she stopped letting me.

 

I don't know that she loved it, and I certainly hated it, but we danced to it at our wedding.

It probably reminded her of the guy she was fucking behind my back.