"I'm bored ..."

Well, it's kind of like a video game. May come in handy if you visit the White House, too.

 

Homemade pizza making. Cheap, messy, creative. Potential fun for all ages.

 

This will eventually turn into #SJParenting. It doesn't matter if the kid doesn't want to go outside or participate. You are not there to be his "pal" even though you only have a limited amount of time to spend with him. However, you can still do fun things on a budget. If the oldest doesn't like physical activity, like short hikes, then try board games. Reward work, even if it's small and doesn't involve spending money. The electronic thing sounds fun. Does he like messing with circuits and stuff like that? Too bad Radio Shack isn't what is used to be.

 

Break something. Better yet, have the younger one break something that the older one might want to fix.

 

Find a summer school with horny hot teachers.

 

Set him up with a 6 and he won't be bored.

 

Something the kid and dad can enjoy!

 

That's always a fun time, especially when the advice devolves into things like: "I want my kid to (insert something really bad here) so he/she will learn right away."

Generally the advice is something bad for females, given the high number of misogynist hypocrites.

 

insert an Aunt Jemima bottle up his/her ass so he/she will learn right away not to ever, ever do that again.

Healthcare costs too much to pull that damn thing out.

 

This escalated quickly.

 

Well, I was thinking "plant a garden and watch stuff grow" with your kids.

And then I was thinking "beat the shit out of your kids until they appreciate the finer things of life and respect and do NOT grow up to be participation trophy buttercups".

Then cis came along with that "insert" request and reminded me of a very true X-ray a friend saw in a Boston ER.

 

I've seen gerbils at the pet store, too.

Wait. What?