Running 2017 MLB regular season thread

You are stupid. That is a certainty.

As entertaining as it is to watch you attempt self-elevation yet again, this is the baseball thread. So I am going to let you conclude this one.

 

Boras: Arrieta still elite despite velocity drop

 

This is just awesome. Your humor is just on so many planes above everyone else. Not one poster here has figured out your brand of comedy brilliance.

 

The Andy Kaufman of SJ.com.

 

That was a good movie. The rasslin' stuff got tiresome, though.

 

Except that people laughed at Andy Kaufman. This one has no funny.

 

Some people were smart enough to get Kaufman in his time. It may be hundreds of years before humanity has evolved to the point it can appreciate cisforkoke.

 

Certainly nobody on this board can do it. All of us are playing comedy checkers while that guy is playing 3-D chess.

 

You're playing with yourself.

 

Oh,oh. I get that one.