Running Tiger Woods thread

Technically three: golf, drinking and pussy. Earl wasn't exactly a saint. In fact, he was an asshole. A less boisterous Lavar Ball.

 

OK, I'll bite ... what is the difference?

 

He didn't actively teach him those other two. He just led by example.

 

LOL ... knew it had to be something like that.

 

Considering where he was, has there ever been a longer, harder fall from grace than Tiger Woods? I know has had some OK, and even good seasons, since that fateful Thanksgiving, but he's just become a punchline to many since.

Other nominees, off the top of my head, include Lawrence Taylor, Lance Armstrong, Aaron Hernandez, Pete Rose and Oscar Pistorius.

 

OJ

 

Oh der.

 

Although he was undefeated at Alabama...

 

Can't remember when it actually happened but the news broke on Black Friday. Was in a bubble inside Jordan-Hare Stadium for a way-too-early Iron Bowl, and once the game was over and we made it back to the car all you heard about on sports talk radio was Tiger. Apparently CBS interrupted the game broadcast for frequent updates too.

 

I'll never understand why a wealthy person would ever get a DIU. Call for car. Get a driver. Call an Uber.

But hey, he feels good enough to sit up now. Major comeback in the works.

And I bet Nicklaus never breaks Woods' record for DUIs.

 

I was shitfaced drunk last night and cabbed. I make a good living, not @doctorquant or Ragu good, obviously, but decent. I will never understand people with money getting DUI's.