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Running Tiger Woods thread

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!, Aug 13, 2014.

  1. doctorquant

    doctorquant Well-Known Member

    Ah. Forget what I posted then.
     
  2. Just the facts ma am

    Just the facts ma am Well-Known Member

    His unkempt , unshaven, tousled haired, tee shirt wearing, heavy lidded appearance suggests downers, likely opioids.
     
  3. Just the facts ma am

    Just the facts ma am Well-Known Member

    Standard VIP treatment
     
  4. HanSenSE

    HanSenSE Well-Known Member

    Or, he was near an all-night Perkins.
     
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  5. da man

    da man Well-Known Member

    That's me. If I'm going to drive I'll have one beer right when I get there, and then it's water the rest of the way.
     
  6. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Doing waitresses two at a time.
     
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  7. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

    "Pussy" - Wade Boggs
     
  8. Cosmo

    Cosmo Well-Known Member

    Good that we're having a discussion about drinking and driving.

    Though Tiger wasn't lying. The police report showed he blew 0.0 but was just a wreck from the mix of drugs. Asleep at the wheel, car running parked partly in the right lane, blinker still going. Couldn't do any of the field sobriety tests.
     
  9. QYFW

    QYFW Well-Known Member

    Interesting. Does it say what he was doing at 3 a.m.?
     
  10. Dick Whitman

    Dick Whitman Well-Known Member

    I'm sure I'm in the minority, but this makes things a lot less humorous to me.
     
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  11. QYFW

    QYFW Well-Known Member

    As previously mentioned, you have to wonder, with regards to "medication," if he has a potentially worse addiction.
     
  12. Dick Whitman

    Dick Whitman Well-Known Member

    Where is everyone seeing the police report? I had read that he refused a breathalyzer.
     
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