Running Tiger Woods thread

You are responding to an imaginary post.

 

Eh, not really. Just encompassing sentiment from the Indy 500 thread with past experience.

I could PM you a couple of Tiger Woods tales to back up the 20-year thing.

 

Line item objection. The 20-year passage is accurate.

 

Now do something to really help out humanity and stop doing your comedy bits here.

 

You first, pervert.

 

If he starts sending out photos of his junk to unsuspecting females while wearing only Crocs, we'll know there's a real problem here.

 

http://nypost.com/2017/05/31/nike-stands-by-tiger-woods-despite-dui-arrest/

 

You haven't been to Solomons Island. Or St. Mary's. Or Deep Creek Lake. Or Chesapeake Beach. Or Calvert Cliffs. Or Frederick. For a small state, Maryland has more gorgeous scenery, both mountains and shore, of any in the country. Get around a bit.

 

You take yourself too seriously.

 

Looks like Tiger hit a curb at a pretty good clip.

 

And you pop off with stupid statements when you don't know what the hell you're talking about.

 

Would it kill Sir-Dicks-A-Lot to spend the money to get his car detailed?