President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

385.

Over under end of June we hit 500 ...

 

Fake news. 8s.

 

Return of a classic ... unfortunately.

 

My brother posted something about the upcoming "15 days of darkness" and ancient aliens setting up a nuclear reactor in Ghana. Still wouldn't match NC's hourly fake news quota.

FACT CHECK: NASA Confirms 15 Days of Darkness in June 2017?

THAT "NATURAL" NUCLEAR REACTOR IN AFRICA MAY NOT BE SO ...

 

It's fat and puffy, but doesn't like to take crap off of Mexicans.

 

Or, if authentic to the hair, its 35 layers could make for the softest, most comfortable posterior cleaning ever.

 

Fine. So quit worrying about them.

But we can't. We want them on their knees and completely bankrupt, as they were in 1998.

 

Poor thing. I thought New York Magazine told us she was doing fine. This sounds like she's really been struggling.

She said writing it has been “an emotional experience,” one that has been so exhausting that, after a couple of hours, “I literally have to get up and go for a walk or go to bed.”

But I'm excited to finally know what she was thinking, instead of being fed more spin.

She promised she will reflect on some of the “bizarre, odd” events of the campaign, and that she’ll reveal what she was thinking during the presidential debates. “I’m going to tell you how I saw it, how I felt, because you cannot make up what happened.”

What do you guys think she should title the book?

 

DRINK!!!

(A little early in the morning, but whatever).