Running 2017 MLB regular season thread

Thank goodness there wasn't an errant throw or that would have been really awkward.

 

Dear @Dick Whitman,

I hit a fucking slam today. Happy, babycakes?

Your bud,
Schwarbs

 

Hard to believe Homer made it to the Hall before Clemens.

 

Speaking of grand slams, Pujols hit one tonight for his 600th

Angels' Albert Pujols' 600th HR is grand slam

 

It's amazing the numbers Pujols is going to get to, even though he has slipped (relatively speaking) for him.

 

Beckham just made a sexy diving play.

 

"Oooh, you better get dirty."

 

Sunday's Twins-Angels game ends with an ever-exciting .............. video replay.
Ben Revere stole second with two outs, but his foot barely lost contact with the base. He was ruled safe. The 10 Twins fans (or would it be 20) in attendance at Anaheim were on the edge of their seats waiting for the umps to put on the headphones and change the call. No arguments. Even Revere knew he was out.

 

Did they get it right?

 

In other replay fun, the Mets and Pirates played the first game ever where the seventh-inning stretch was completed before the top half of the seventh inning.

Double 7th-inning stretch another weird twist for struggling Mets

 

I figured Pujols would fly past Bonds in the end. Same with A-Rod and Griffey while in their prime. Goes to show just how damned hard it is to hit 762 home runs.

 

Well what do you expect if a guy keeps clucking like a chicken.