President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

We like to get paid for our work. Guilty as charged.

 

Someone didn't get a full workout in!

 

10 miles, pal!

 

A possible client with a chronic history of narcissistic tendencies and lying with an ever growing list of people he's pissed off with God knows what evidence that could be used against him? Yeah I can't imagine why lawyers aren't lining up to sign him up.

 

I was thinking more that lawyers are happier with a child molester who keeps quiet than any client who won't shut up.

 

My kid had a get-off-the-Kindle-fit this morning as I was trying to get out the door, so I'm feeling extra salty.

 

My daughter woke up at 6:15, so I was all excited to get in a good workout while she napped before I went to work. Then she fell asleep in the car 45 minutes ago while running errands and I've been sitting in a parking lot ever since.

 

And don't forget alligator arms when it's time to stroke a check.

 

‘The guy won’t pay and he won’t listen’. That sounds like a smart, observant law firm.

That isn't what Trump wants. He wants law firms who will tell him that whatever he wants to do is brilliant, who will kiss his ass. He'll lose and blame them for it, of course, but that's what he wants first and foremost.

 

Trump's going to live tweet Comey's testimony. Perry Mason wouldn't take him as a client.

 

Perry Mason sums up his defense of Fucko:

 

I've been fairly busy.

Haven't read much about. From what I heard, it sounds awful.

Not sure why it's a national story though. There was a guy here in the past who would have already made that point.