Best burger you've ever had.

Yeah, it sucks that movie theaters don't have bathrooms. What's up with that?

 

Without going into graphic detail, my wife is a paraplegic and can't easily use public restrooms to take a crap.

 

Nice one, Riptide. Be proud of that one.

 

Yeah, well, didn't see that coming. ... Apologies, etc.

 

You still here? I thought you died in a fire.

 

No, he's still getting a hard-on jumping on innocent mistakes here. But hey, that's his sense of humor, I'm told.

 

When is the fire?
I'll set my alarm.

 

I'll bring smores.

 

The most recent episode of How I Built This features Jerry Murrell, the founder of Five Guy's. It's a really fun interview.

 

I bet that was Sandusky's go-to.

 

Why?