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When Sessions smiles, he looks like he's about to burst into the Roscoe P. Coltrane laugh.

 

Apparently the point of this is if you ask Jeff Sessions mean questions, the street gangs win.

 

Are we including ironic listeners?

 

DRINK!

 

So if I was listening correctly (big if), Sessions wouldn't say that they hadn't discussed pardons for individuals caught up in Russian wrongdoing. That's pretty important.

 

Remember the shit fit Republican senators had during Sessions' confirmation about Elizabeth Warren not showing deference and decorum? Because nobody seems much interested in pushing back against him taking potshots at Al Franken, whose committee he ducked to show up here instead.

 

Jeff Sessions looks like the cartoon version of Orrin Hatch.

 

No, it wasn't. My bad.

I await your retraction of the bit about her adding a statement.

 

IOIYAR is the highest law of the land now

 

Jeff Sessions can't remember anything - except that there was absolutely no collusion with Russia. That's literally the only thing that happened over the past 18 months that registered with him.

 

Susan Collins sounds like she could be Diane Rehm's daughter.

 

That and the damn pot smokers are ruinin' everything, 'specially the colored ones.