My state smells like ...

Depends on who you ask. Alabama of course smells like infrequently cleaned barbecue grates and pesticide. But these people have a different opinion.

Homesick Candles

 

The Texas candles smell like wet cow shit.
DoctorQueef just ordered three dozen.

 

Money. My state smells like money.

 

A mixture of salt, redwood trees, urine, BO, exhaust, axe body spray, weed, cow dung and onions. Depending on where you are.

 

Every time I've driven to Florida, Georgia has smelled putrid from the first exit on I-95 to the last before the two hours of Jacksonville.

My state smells like cow patties. Except for Hershey, which smells like chocolate, and Philly, which smells like bus exhaust fumes.

 

Uh oh, here's an opportunity to once again make reference to cucumber and ass-scents.

 

I don't think there's a name yet for what Kennett Square ("The Mushroom Capital of the World") smells like.

 

As someone who lived in a town known for its mushrooms (at the risk of outting myself), I can unequivocally say it smells like musty, sour shit.

 

Gilroy in NoCal. Garlic capital of the world. Unmistakeable.

 

There is no mistaking the sulfuric smell of a paper mill from miles away. That to me will always be Arkansas.

 

Here is another one from NoCal during family trips decades ago. Approaching Merced it was ketchup. Where are the damn french fries?

 

It has a lovely smell, doesn't it?