Melissa now back on the market

Melissa's significant other certainty found a unique way to let her know she was now a resident of Dumpsville. And the A's apparently didn't read past the hashtag



A's Jumbotron has some bad news for Melissa

 

Mayer got dumped again.

 

Too bad Greg Allman's gone ... could've written Tweet Melissa.

 

that is great

 

I'm not sure Melissa would agree.

 

My biggest question looking at this picture is, where can I take the over on any A's games until the fences get moved back?

 

That's probably the largest crowd in there for a baseball game in years.

 

If it's real, I have sympathy for the young lady. Embarrassing, even though she is actually still completely anonymous.

But it is still really funny.

Even though I doubt it's real.

 

The tweet seems too perfect like something I would do with my friends in college just to see if it would get on the jumbotron.

 

I wonder if it was the Jumbotron operator doing the breaking up.

 

Wondering:
How many Melissas mistakenly thought they got dumped?
Did Melissa, the intended dumpee, get the message?

 

Was Melissa relieved to be dumped by a guy who would do it in that manner?