'Dad bods'

My two exes wouldn't have given me the time of day if I had a dad bod then.

The first was about as deep as a rain puddle. The second was not shy about anything, least of all what she found unattractive.

In a weird, masochistic way, I liked having that motivation to stay "shredded" and was too lazy to motivate myself. Amazing how much healthier it is now, that I actually want to be in good shape without feeling like I have to be.

 

It's still hawt! Happy Father's Day!

New Survey Shows Women Prefer Dadbod to Six-Pack

OK, Enough with the Dadbod Already

 

If dadbod is preferred it is because women thinks it makes their men less likely to fuck around because fat guy doesn't have as much confidence as six pack guy.

 

Mine is world class.

 

I have jockeybod. Nobody likes jockeybod.

 

... women also prefer small penises .,.

 

As I've been getting in better shape, I've noticed my wife getting angrier and more disgusted with me by the day.

 

Didn't Dadbod and Six-Pack used to wrestle in the ECW?

 

Guys with dad bods like to eat. Nuff said.

 

The jockeys I know do pretty well. They're in unbelievable shape.

 

I've dropped 15 pounds in a couple months just by changing my diet.

My wife pretends to be happy for me, but mostly expresses frustration that I didn't work hard enough to lose that much.

 

Diet is far more important than working hard when it comes to weight loss.