Poin files: Kentucky edition

Am I the only one whose first thought on seeing "Kentucky edition" in the thread title was to wonder how closely the student and teacher are related to each other?

 

I think she could go six furlongs.

 

Separated at birth....?

 

An update, from the Daily Mail, so you know it's solid reportin'.

Teacher, 27, is accused of sodomizing and raping boy | Daily Mail Online

 

The school in Lexington didn't see any red flags when she applied to be a para-pro after resigning as a teacher in a neighboring county? Yeesh. If you have your teaching certificate, you don't become a para unless you are so shitty or sketchy that you have no other options. No benefits and pay that makes the lunch ladies snicker.

 

Some serious helmet hair in court.

 

Herald-Leader story didn't have that info.

Bizarre the second school didn't do a more intensive background.

 

The Daily Mail article was woefully short on the social media candid pics they seem to get with all these other teacher fails.

 

Caption contest, anyone?

 

But you let your student do this with his hand ...

 

Barstool's got you covered, bro.

Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher

 

Jesus - does Barstool do this with every teacher scandal?