Jeff Pearlman: SJ.com is for loosers!!11!!11!!

Someone should do a study on the addictive nature of this board. For all its real and perceived faults, it's still a tough habit to break.

 

No, I was more hated as Waylon.

 

Well, to be fair, Waylon was a concern troll. [/Zeke]

 

Are you saying you wish you knew how to quit us?

 

Right. I didn't actually vote for Obama. Heard that a bunch.

 

No. I like the board. It's my virtual newsroom. I have left for long stretches when the personal calculus came out in the negative for me. I can remember, somewhat sheepishly, writing a farewell address probably a decade ago, and here I am all these years later. I got a PM once from somebody telling me he (or she?) was done with the board forever. He lasted about 48 hours.

"Sportsjournalists.com: The written equivalent of crack cocaine for a very particular class of weirdo."*

*I very much include myself here.

 

Funny you would know that if you had the person on "Ignore," as expressly directed.

#AboveTheRules

 

Oh here we go. Like a drunk driver and a lightpole, these two are just destined to clash now and again. No one ever tells the pole that it has a problem, however.

 

If you find yourself needing to take a walk because of what's posted, that's on you. You can call me a"s***bird" all you want, but I've never used the r-word, used homo in a joking manner (or at all, for that matter), or the c-word or any other reference to women's genitalia.

 

Great. Now I'm trying to figure out a reference to women's genitalia that begins with r. THERE GOES MY PRODUCTIVE AFTERNOON.

 

Congrats, go update your fucking resume.

 

Rulva?