President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

Trump will have a great deal - a beautiful deal - to fix it. In a few weeks, the best people - THE BEST - are working on it. TIME will actually put him on the cover for it.

 

I keep pressing the puppy's tummy and nothing happens.

 

He just tells them, "The '80s wants its foreign policy back."

 

So what if he did? Was he acting uppity? Did he make google eyes at the Pretty Princess? They gonna drag him off to Gitmo? Does he need to Be Careful?

 

Great. Maybe we can shoot down some more Syrian aircraft and keep buzzing planes carrying Russia's beloved defense minister. That should provoke them into doing something, and then that will PROVE they are a threat.

 

Ah yes, the 1980s, when Fucko was playing slap-and-tickle with leather-clad cowboys in the Studio 54 basement stalls.

 

Not only did the Cubs not "boycott" Trump, but they doubled up, visiting him, after already visiting Obama.

 

Or, you know, trust the intelligence folks who say Russian hackers are a threat.

 

They're going to love him in Paris.

 

No more mom jeans! Great reporting here by CNN.

 

I wouldn't trust the "intelligence folks" to look after my cat, frankly. They'd probably try to start a war with the neighbor's dog. JFK had the right idea a half-century ago.