Need a new slur

Someone cut me off while driving yesterday and I yelled "cocksucker." Then I realized that is no longer a slur I can use.

I was not implying the driver is gay, nor that there is anything wrong with being gay, it's just a slur people in my age range (57) grew up using.

So what slurs do younger, more enlightened drivers use when they get angry in traffic?

I may just switch to the classic Mother Effer.

 

I use some awful and strange ones, all of which I cannot post. Just string together the worst words you can thing of. Be creative, express your individuality.

 

Douchenozzle and assclown always work.

 

Cocksucker and son of a bitch were my grandpa's favorites, so in his honor I'll nominate SOB.

 

It's not a dirty word or a slur, but my use of "schlub" has skyrocketed in the past few years, for bad drivers and many others.

The topic also made me think of this old Mike Royko column on ethnic slurs. It's humor, but you've got to wonder if it would run in today's era of political correctness (or even if anyone would hire Royko, for that matter):

Yes, Slur, That`s Norwegian Now

 

Cocksucker is definitely out of vogue these days. I prefer cockholster.

 

This thread has infinite potential.

 

Cockgobbler is the preferred nomenclature.

Twatwaffle is also acceptable.

 

Then there's the whole bestiality series, like:

goatfucker

etc.

I need to drink more tonight after my commute to really contribute to this thread.

 

I've been known to drop the word that's banned at SJ.

For most occasions, I just go to the old standby, "fucking idiot/moron.

If my kids are in the car, I usually can censor myself with "A-Hole."