Things that irk you......

Interesting dishes getting ruined by the inclusion of Swiss cheese.

I wish Swiss cheese was eliminated from the planet.

 

Onions.

 

People bitching about the volunteer moderators of message boards.

 

The term "First Annual"

 

I would expect a man like you to select your words more carefully, seeing you use them for a living. Word choice is everything, it's the entire game.
The last thing this world needs (other than a boy named 'Connor' or 'Jordan') is a guy playing cop on the Internet, even if it's for free.
Think Bobby Brady joining the safety patrol.
Have a blessed Fourth.

 

The mods are doing just fine, although I'd still like to see a penalty box, kind of like this:

 

And "free gift"

 

Writing "second straight victory" as "second-straight victory".

 

Vombatus-
Well, I missed all the fun. Don't hate me for having a life.
Just when Dickie and I were starting to build a friendship, he goes and gets himself banned.
I was supposed to go first. Can I trade my SJ.com life for Dickie's? Consider it a sort of blood oath.

 

Being ignored by you is a high honor.
In fact I forbid you even to read my posts.
When you see my name, cat man, engage the scroll button and zoom downward.

 

The moderators are fine here. Well, all but one.

 

Shotglass deleted a post, by the way.
We all know his reindeer games with that.
He's like the kid who throws the rock and then runs into mom's garage and closes it.