RIP, Esquire

What if you put in extra miles on the treadmill but don't have a washboard stomach?

(*Whitman crosses his fingers and waits*)

 

As long as gut doesn't hang over the belt the tie to the top of the belt buckle. think for more slim people it looks ok for it to not be as long. probably wear a tie less than 5 times a year so many others would know better.

 

Just make sure your shorts are straight from hip to hem.

 

Their kerning may suck but they make up for it in other ways.

 

Looks like he just woke up from an hour and a half slumber under the bridge.

 

Squint just right and this Wired writer (or is he an editor?) could be Esquiresque ...

The Times building is still there, except it’s not the Times building anymore. It’s been sold off and sliced up, and the top two floors are presently occupied by Snapchat, while the bottom two were bought by Kushner Companies, the family business of Jared Kushner, son-in-law extraordinaire of Donald J. Trump. A few blocks—but more like a century—away from that old building, Sulzberger sits in his office in the newish glass-and-steel-lattice-encased headquarters of the Times. He looks the picture of a young tech executive—close-cropped hair, tortoiseshell glasses, considered stubble—and I ask him point-blank if he worries about whether The New York Times will ever cease to be a fact of life.

How The New York Times Is Clawing Its Way into the Future

I was hoping for more blue windowpanes and best-in-show mop-top.

 

The Rabbit Holes of YouTube ... got Ali touting Esquire.

Sitting with Joe and Ali is Dick Schaap.

 

I'm not sure Esquire can top this:

 

That guy in the orange look like Flat Stanley. Does he even have arms? Or just disembodied hands connected to his sleeves?

 

Are those outfits from the Ed Grimley collection?

 

"I must say!"

 

Jesus. Man rompers look better than that.