Running 2017 MLB regular season thread

Oh no, that must have totally ruined the game.

Did everybody forget about Trout? Will he be ok? To think someone's enjoyment of a game is based on their favourite team or player being talked about reminds me of 1981 when the Expos weren't talked about enough. Canadian bias. I was 7.

And fuck Rick Monday. And fuck Steve Rogers.

 

Goddamn. Ragu really fucking hates me.

Look, @cjericho, there was no meltdown. I tried to be open, earnest, transparent, and hat-in-hand about it this morning. He deleted the post. So that's that.

 

That was my last post here.

*Poof*

 

The "Goodbye, you'll never see me again" post. Boom loved those.

 

Cling to your blankey and watch this.

 

Was he saying that would be his last post?

Or was he saying his previous post went "poof"?

 

Well technically, THIS was your last post here.

Which I hope isn't true. I enjoy the many Dick Whitmans, including the Flame War Dick that sometimes pops up and sends threads on ridiculous and hilarious tangents. People who get bothered by that kinda stuff take this site far too seriously. I know we are all supposed to be "adults" here, but fuck it. The internet was built on anonymous shit talking. Well, that and porn.

 

Didn't read it, someone said you were banned. Good to see you're not.

 

Oh, it was a meltdown.

And this:

 

Man, that is a HUGE return. Jimenez and Cease are big-time prospects.

Say this for the White Sox, they've cleaned up during their fire sale.

 

Pretty obvious you fell into the abyss of drunk posting last night. Now I know why you hate me.

 

How would I hate you? I don't even know you.