President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

That is never not funny.

 

Another view of Le Shake ...

In a very telling turn of events, President Trump appears to have gone from telling anecdotes from his imaginary friend Jim about how “Paris isn’t Paris anymore” (because of all the immigrants from North Africa) to having found a new best friend in fellow egomaniac Emmanuel Macron.

In case you needed proof of how absurdly easy it is to win the approval of our emotionally insecure and perpetually needy President, who the alt-right venerates as an equal to Pericles of Athens, take a look at this pathetically long handshake between Trump and Macron.

Trump nearly knocks him over, so forcefully is he gripping the French President’s hand, so thankful to be receiving the respect and treatment that he feels he deserves but the American people won’t give him.

While it’s refreshing to see Trump finally making friends with America’s traditional allies instead of murderous dictators and the Russians, Trump’s overwhelming affection for Macron shows the entire world that all it takes to woo President Trump is a fancy dinner and a pat on the back.

Trump Just Refused To Let Go Of The French President In Humiliating Handshake Debacle

 

He takes the direct approach to juror relations:

 

Damon Runyon said it almost a century ago. Nobody easier to bullshit than a bullshit artist.

 

These guys hit it out of the park.
Catholic journal criticizes Trump 'value voters'

 

Really, I've been extraordinarily pressed for time lately but Politico has the latest version of the Senate bill not picking up any votes?

If anything, these last few years in politics has shown that nothing is a lock.

 

Of course.

 

He's been lying about everything involved with it from the start. Good lord.

 

From the great beyond, Wilt approves.

 

The left did not create this world. There's plenty of blame on both sides, but it was not a "left" creation.

There's been dirty politics since, well, the start of politics.

To suggest otherwise is patently false and makes you look foolish. Or, um, LOL you dummy.

Did I get that last part correct?