Running 2017 MLB regular season thread

I can't believe in the few years I took off from this site I missed the splintering of another site. Can someone please PM me the address so I can catch up? Sounds like Bizarro SJ, which very much intrigues me.

 

Not just no, but fuck no. I'd rather lose 125 games than bring him back.

 

I could see him play a Lenny Harris type of role for a championship contender. A guy who makes contact, could be useful as a pinch hitter in a playoff run.

 

I read "pinch runner" instead of pinch hitter and almost fell out of my chair.

 

Attach a hot dog on a string and stick to Sandoval's helmet, and he'll run like Billy Hamilton.

 

They don't. Dickie doesn't have to do anything, but it does say something about him that he goes on and on about one player on the Cubs, claims he does it out of interest in the team while ignoring many other important stories with that team.

The Quintana trade belongs on this thread. The many factors leading to the Cubs' stumbles this year belong on this thread. Hell, even the arrival of Ian Happ was worth a post.

You think too many posts on topic are a problem. I think trolling is a problem. Interesting.

 

The groundskeeper who can fix this will be the Hero of the Day in Detroit.

Metallica concert leaves trampled outfield turf at Comerica Park

 

San Francisco left there five years ago, but I guess the memory remains

 

Man....as bad as that field looks, you would there was some kind of monster on there.

 

That's what most lawns in Detroit look like.

 

Rubbish.
I don't see any '77 Lincoln Town Cars on blocks in that picture.

 

On the other hand, he believes trolling about trolling is just spec-TACK-ular.

(And oop, if you have a response to that, kick a piece of furniture instead.)