Things that make you feel old

It's not how the process starts but how it finishes that is important to the outcome.

 

Is Juan Valdez still a thing?

 

Stop making me feel old!

 

You know what's funny? I asked because I was going to reply that the mere fact you referred to Juan Valdez should make you feel old. But then I realized I'm not plugged in enough to today's pop culture/advertising to know whether Juan Valdez is still a recognizable character these days -- which made me feel old.

 

I watched the first four episodes "Friends from College" and Key will be the reason I stop. He is almost worse than Shelton in terms of being annoying and irritating.

 

I quit after two episodes.
Ugh.

 

A colleague wrote an article about a yak and I was going to send him a link to "Yakety Sax," then I realized he's 23 and probably has no idea about Benny Hill.

 

Cobie Smulders is worth the price of admission. But I hate it when she smokes. The other two women -- I have no idea who they are -- don't bring anything.

 

Fernando Valenzuela and his granddaughter. He's six months younger than me

 

I realized recently that if I die at the same age the average man in my family does, I only have like 20-25 years left.

 

Some of us remember it from before Benny Hill and associate it with Boots Randolph. Just sayin'.

 

When gag gifts cease being funny and instead become quite useful. #nosehairtrimmer