Running 2017 MLB regular season thread

Is it just me, or does Bryce Harper seem to miss a lot of games for a 24-year-old superstar?

 

Scheduled day off.

Otherwise yeah - total spot on analysis. He's only played in 86 of the team's 94 games this year. Last year he played in 147. The year before 153.

He needs to be tougher.

 

Um. No. That's twice you've asked if I was 'mad.'

I told you then and and I'll tell you now: I'm pretty sure there's literally nothing you could post on a message board to make me, "mad."


You troll, bro?

 

I seriously can't ask throwaway question about Bryce Harper without being accused of being a "troll." Lovely

 

It was a stupid question that took about one minute on baseball reference to see that no, Bryce Harper doesn't miss a lot of games. ..... followed up with your, "You Mad Bro?" meme when I answered your question with an appropriate level of snark.

Get over yourself, Dick.

 

Go whack off to your Jon Rauch poster, fanboi.

 

Your team didn't let a 25-year-old All-Star pitch past September.

There's a history here.

 

You need YankeeFan to fix your coffee machine, in hopes of finding a better a.m. attitude.

 

"Quick Pitch" just showed Trout jacking one about 430 feet, quick cut to Harper and his flowing locks sitting his ass in the dugout.

LOL.

 

Way too early in the morning to be as drunk as you are.

 

I'm on mile 11, baby boy.

What have you done today?