President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

Yeah, those wicked smaht fuckers who voted for him got exactly what they bargained for. Spoken like a true partisan chump.

 

Report: Donald Trump Jr. ‘miserable’

Poor junior is not happy.

 

Wait. He was going to be the details guy?

I assume this is a fat finger phone slip up.

 

Yep. Damn iPad.

 

I don't give a shit about his supporters.

He said he was going to replace obamacare with something better. He isn't coming close. The rest is all just fucking noise and excuse making.

 

Oh, maybe that's what they were doing for an hour ...

 

What about his presidency so far hasn't been about punting responsibility at every opportunity? Repeal and replace? Oh, McConnell and Ryan will take care of it. North Korean missiles? Oh, China will take care of it. But when it's time for a photo op with the big trucks, or anything that strokes his ego (teeing one up high for Starman), he's there.

 

Jim feels good about Paris again and is making plans to go back next spring.

So Donald's got that going for him.

 

He was warned to Be Careful.

Fired within 36 hours.

 

He probably really truly thought he was going to. He also really probably thought he could do all the other fantastical "day one" bullshit he claimed because he thought the president got a magic scepter or helmet or some other shit that would let all his wishes instantly come true.

Now he spends all his time pissed off because the bad guys are hiding it from him. And don't feed him any bullshit about no such thing as magic. He went to Saudi Arabia and saw their magic orb. And if some brown people with a funny language have magic powers, you can't trick him into thinking the United States of By-God America doesn't have even more betterer magic than that.

 

reminder: Your president offered John Kasich responsibility over the country's domestic and international agenda if he joined the ticket. And morons like
@YankeeFan still voted for him. They're the 25 percent of the country who approve of the job he's doing. They are partisan twits, never to be reasoned with. They also probably smell like cabbage and have small hands.