Running 2017 MLB regular season thread

I'm so mad now that you posted that meme!

Hopefully 15 posters show up to lecture you about it.

 

It was funnier when it included all the F-bombs and meanie pants names you were throwing around before you deleted them.

 

I think what I said was:

"This is fucking ridiculous. Read the thread, idiot."

 

Yeah, it was so rip roaring funny this morning.

 

I have added Bryce Harper to my Jake Arrieta Memorial List of Players I Can't Criticize on SJ.com.

 

I believe it was "Read the fucking thread, idiot," but I'm not here to pick nits. I'm just here to enjoy the show.

 

Look, I'm going to get suspended or banned if mods read this, see people saying I was being #madonline, and just take that at face value. I am the Rasheed Wallace of this site. I am fighting for my life here. I did not get #madonline. I did not get belligerent. I tried to be funny.

 

We're in the era of one-inning relievers, so it's of a piece that managers' use of kid gloves would bleed into other lineup decisions. Scheduled off days. In baseball. That's rather pathetic unless you're a catcher.

 

Well, we can at least commend you for trying.