Things that irk you......

NJ tomatoes and blueberries are amazing. Only time I eat either is when they're in season here in the northeast.

 

Also best for corn - NJ Silver Queen, one of the under-appreciated joys of a Jersey summer.

 

I'm going to Great Adventure in southern Jersey on Saturday with my gf and her nephews. Gonna insist we eat out afterwards and will have to sample some corn, tomatoes and blueberries.

 

You are in for a treat. All three of those are NJ ag at it's best.
Hit up a local produce stand or farmers' market. I haven't been to Toms River in more than 20 years, but there have to be plenty from which to choose.

 

Cleaning out a toilet auger. My God.

 

Been there and done that.

As a favor at a friend's house. There were several people over having fun, and sometimes directing comments toward me, and I was like, hey guys, this is NOT MY SHIT I am digging through. Shut up and let me finish.

Shitheads.

 

You were cleaning someone else's toilet pipe while other people were in the house enjoying leisure time and mocking you?
Did you lose a bet?
Was indentured servitude the only way out of debtor's prison?

 

Someone lent him a computer

 

One of my hobbies is getting together and playing boardgames.

So, after one of the nights, I got accused of clogging up the ground floor shitter. I said hell no I didn't do it, I know I went shitless that night. I blamed Cliff.

Anyway, I offered to fix it, admitting no guilt, and did so on the next weekend's game night. So, the folks were playing a game and giving me shit as I fixed the problem through WEEK OLD STINK SHIT. I was yelling a series of cuss words back at them, like STFU, this is CLIFF's shit, etc. Every now and then, one or two brave souls (idiots) wanted to see how it was going and nearly puked. I warned them, but no, some people just have to stick their nose into things, and really - smell is the bad part and the puke trigger.

Afterwards, one of my friends said "God bless the plumbers."

 

Nobody parties like your crew.

 

You came to play Battleship and ended up playing Battleshit.

 

"You sank my pile o' shit!"