President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

Bob Jelenic redux.

 

I take it back. All this, this entire nightmare was worth it for the Mooch story.

 

Mooch's interview has to be another weapon of mass distraction from this debacle:

 

My ex is a deputy assistant to the President, and I know a couple of people who know Mooch.

After reading that story, I think I have to do it. I've got to sell my business, move to D.C., and work for this guy.

I haven't done a resume in a dozen years. Will you guys help me to crowd source my best defenses of the President? Be sure to use fuck as a keyword.

Thanks in advance for your assistance.

 

As part of your cover letter just link this thread.

 

How in the hell is DC to Norfolk a two-hour flight, especially on Air Force One?

And Jon Lovitz would know. Skinny repeal, that's the ticket!

He's probably just pissed that Coke is discontinuing Coke Zero. One entertaining profile of him said he basically lives on that and Burger King.

 

Too long. Need my greatest hits. Help a brother out, would you?

Part of staring my own business was to never work for anyone else again. But, fuck would I be the Sundance Kid to Mooch's Butch Cassidy.

Let's go kick some ass Mooch!

 

Um......

 

Mooch strikes me as a cokehead. Could you work with that?

 

Work hard, play hard, baby. That's how we did it on Wall St.

 

Who?

 

And I'm seriously considering asking the lottery commission to give me $132 million by next Tuesday.