For Newbies - the Board reference thread.

No worries. It was a given that LTL and JC would use this thread as an excuse to do what they do.

 

Flash's debut was right up there with Strasburg's first start against the Pirates.

 

I missed it and heard about it in an SEC baseball press box a day or two later. I was grateful to have two good storytellers giving me their accounts.

 

They were real and they were spectacular, from what I heard.

 

Did she actually show them?

 

She said she did and would. I would've liked a PM, but the only rated R or X pm I ever received here was that one with the well-endowed Asian guy a few years back. Didn't really need to see that one.

 

Who caused that dong show? Was it Buck?

I know damn well one thing Buck did: somehow, during the Secret Santa exchange, he lost a prosthetic boob. I think he put a wrong address down, so somewhere out there in wild America is someone, or some family, or some really puzzled kid, who got a prosthetic boob in the mail for Christmas.

I would pay money if there were video out there of that gift being opened up.

We could have been trading that boob around for several holiday seasons. What a damn shame.

The main things for Secret Santa that I have actually tried to find are:

1) A prosthetic boob replacement. Buck got his for free somehow. (A story in its own right). Too pricey when I last searched for one.

2) Cucumber-scented candles, which also leads to...

3) ... ass-scented candles.

 

She did, but her bra was on. Alas that's enough for a bunch of virginial sports journalists.

 

No nipple no flash

 

Well, that ruins that story a bit. I knew something had happened from SJ folklore.

 

I am not sure all were from Virginial

 

Back to (somewhat) legendary topics:

Toronto

JDV meeting ... cran I think.

Moddy and cran and someone else occasionally meeting in NYC.

Sheep!