President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

Because this is what we elected, a man who thinks every day is "Opposite Day." Or he's channeling his inner Costanza on his way to a job with the Yankees.

 

He did.

JFC.

 

Watch the clip when it comes online.

What does Donald hope to gain from this type of behavior?

Oh yeah, talk to his base. I forgot.

 

He doesn't know how to speak to anyone other than the absolute core of his base, because that's who responds positively to him. It's like when people get trained to tailor their Facebook or Twitter posts to draw maximum "likes."

 

I just realized I'm qualified to become president now. Holy shit.

 

He does love signing his name in the fancy folders they put in front of him, that's pretty clear.

Probably his favorite part of the gig.

 

The Big Ragu?

 

Is it true that you can get tiki torches, toy helmets and cardboard shield-making supplies on sale at a convenient display on aisle 9 at your local Hobby Lobby?

 

What kind of president would you be? And would you cheat at golf?

 

Well, I'm out then.

A cute picture of my daughter gets a lot of likes, but cocktail recipes barely get any.

And then there's the pictures of my visits to presidential grave sites. They are not a hit. Total lack of response.