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Tips (especially golf) for Myrtle Beach?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by TwoGloves, Aug 19, 2017.

  1. Manny's Deli is fantastic for lunch.
     
  2. TwoGloves

    TwoGloves Well-Known Member

    Told my chiropractor I was going down there and asked if he had been. "Yup. Know what they're famous for?" I figured he'd tell me the obvious, golf courses. "Beautiful women at their strip clubs." I tell him I'm going with my wife. "I went with my wife, too. Well, my ex-wife. My current wife would suggest we go there." OK then. God bless her, I guess. I relayed the conversation to my wife and she did not suggest we visit the Myrtle Beach ballet.
     
  3. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    That guy remarried well.
     
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  4. TwoGloves

    TwoGloves Well-Known Member

    Looked at their website as well as some reviews on Trip Advisor. We're in! I'm ordering The Godfather. On the first trip. Sounds like we might be going here more than once. Thanks for the tip!
     
  5. TwoGloves

    TwoGloves Well-Known Member

    OK, story No. 2. I was paired with those two in a golf outing a few years ago. There were some Hooter's girls on the course and one of them, who lived up to the Hooter's billing, accepted a $100 tip from a guy who was playing with my buddy to ride the length of the hole in a golf cart without her top on. I'm guessing she was bouncing all over the place. I relayed the story to my chiropractor and his wife, who was also blessed on top, and she said "I'll do it for $100!" I didn't really know what to say before the doc blurted out "And they're beautiful, too." Uh, OK. I guess I'll have to imagine it because I wasn't about to pay $100 to see them! But she was apparently proud of them.

    Now, back to my Myrtle Beach tits ... I mean, tips!
     
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  6. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    We one had a thread about your favorite people you "know" from SJ.com that aren't actually posters. TwoGloves' chiropractor's wife would have fit in nicely.
     
  7. TwoGloves

    TwoGloves Well-Known Member

    Ha! I'd tell him that but then he'd probably want to know what the hell I'm talking about. That said, he'd probably be flattered!
     
  8. TwoGloves

    TwoGloves Well-Known Member

    Anybody been to the seafood buffets? Worth going to ?
     
  9. wicked

    wicked Well-Known Member

    Bookmarking because I'm heading down there in about 10 days to visit family.
     
  10. TwoGloves

    TwoGloves Well-Known Member

    Yeah! You can give me a report. (Can you????)
     
  11. lakefront

    lakefront Well-Known Member

    DiCarlo's Pizza Myrtle Beach – Delicious Pizza and More Interesting pizza, they cook the dough and sauce and then throw the cheese on and close the box! Had no idea when I went there the first time. They say they will brown it for you if you want. Also had it with 4 items, also very good. Crunchy crust. I will probably try to get there all 4 times I visit.
    Welcome to Croissants Myrtle Beach Bistro & Bakery | Two locations in MB Fancy little place with a nice menu.
    http://www.abuelos.com/ A chain, but I figure if they don't have them where I live it's not a chain.
    http://cafeoldvienna.com/ German, very good.
     
  12. TwoGloves

    TwoGloves Well-Known Member

    Thanks! Pizza joint sounds interesting and my wife just opened a bakery so we'll probably hit the croissants place, too.
     
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