Running 2017 MLB regular season thread

Some of them will become yoga instructors.

 

Six-Inning Jake has the second-best ERA in baseball since the All-Star Break.

Manny Machado with only two home runs tonight, a sucky night for him as he hit three in a game a couple weeks ago.

 

You sure make some interesting decisions on which posters you choose as your personal pied pipers.

 

Weird. The two previous posts were about Jake Arrieta. World revolves around him, not you.

 

You're a douche. Always have been. Always will be.

 

Remember on "The Sopranos" when Paulie Walnuts would always crack a one-liner and then nudge Tony to make sure Tony heard it and knew about it?

That's you.

With fucking loser ass Twitter boy "Doc."

 

First time I've ever been called that. So I'll say, never have been, never will be. Not cool enough to be a douche.

You, however, are a smug prick. Always have been. Always will be.

 

You're just pissed @Songbird got booted so he can't come running to you and YF with whispers in the wind.

 

Burn.

Make sure you screen shot that for Starfucker_81.

 

Maybe you and your merry band of fellow fucking losers shouldn't have Facebook powwows wherein you act like a bunch of dickheads and talk shit about people?

 

Where's Starfucker_81 working these days? "The Atlantic"? "ESPN: The Magazine"? "The New Yorker"?

Or is he still just trying to work J-Mac's balls?

 

Red Sox better hope they don't get the Indians in the playoffs.

Real or not? Chris Sale is back on track and ready for the postseason