Things that irk you......

fixed

 

Stay hooked up and carry on with your day. Never said you had to leave the house.

 

People who post comments below your article, but are too lazy to read anything other than the headline.

Especially if they ask something that's in the article.

"What time is the game?"

Gee, maybe if you clicked and read the first paragraph you would know.

 

People who don't lock the bathroom door in public places then seem upset when you walk in on them taking a shit.

 

Bathroom stalls that don't lock properly.

 

Fucking scamming auto insurance companies (GEICO) that sign you up without telling you for roadside assistance and mechanical coverage on a new car purchase when those are covered under warranty for three years. When you catch them they won't refund your premiums retroactively.

 

That reminds me: getting fucked by a caveman or any green object is pretty annoying.

 

Odd number of urinals in the men's room. And the first douche bag in posts up in one of the even-number urinals, increasing the likelihood that subsequent pissers have to take care of business adjacent to an already posted-up pisser.

Really simple: Three urinals? First guy takes No. 1 or No. 3. Five urinals? First guy takes No. 1, No. 3 or No. 5. And so on.

 

High school football referees who won't use common sense on deciding when to take heat timeouts. It's supposed to happen at the 6-minute mark of every quarter, but a lot of times teams are lining up to run a play as the clock is ticking down. Instead of waiting until after the play to take it, or taking it at a dead ball near the 6-minute mark, way too many refs rush in to blow the play dead. Or if there's a change of possession at, say the 6:05 mark, instead of taking an extended timeout they'll let the offense run a play and then take another timeout.
Aggravates the hell out of me.

 

Now add to the graphic the rules of urinal farting.