Running 2017 MLB regular season thread

There has to be a country song with the line "There's not enough whiskey in the world to fix a busted up cock and balls."

 

Somewhere, Ray Oyler is wincing.

 

Cock-N-Balls is the name of a doughnut at Voodoo Doughnut in Portland. It can be found by scrolling down a bit at this list.

For those afraid to check it out: Cock-n-balls shaped raised yeast doughnut, triple filled with Bavarian cream and topped with chocolate frosting. The design is pretty much what you'd imagine. Also popular: the Voodoo Doll, Bacon Maple Bar, The Homer and The Loop. Well, everything, really.

 

The PNW has so many great doughnut shops. Must be all the coffee drinkers need some carbs to go with their caffeine.

I like 'em with milk myself!

 

Blue Star Donuts is the place to go in Portland if you want good vs. gimmicks. But they're both worth checking out at least once.

And I wholly (or skimly, or 2 percently) endorse milk with donuts.

 

I'm wincing my own damn self.
Good Heavens.

 

Moss hits grand slam in 1st.
White Sux get it to 4-3 and have 1-3 with 0 out in 9th.......
Royals win 4-3.
Soria/Herrera nowhere to be found.

 

Corey Kluber just pitched a shutout for the Indians' 20th consecutive win. Miguel Cabrera fittingly makes final out.

Indians play-by-play man Tom Hamilton couldn't be happier if the Indians won the World Series.

Second straight shutout for the Indians and third in five games.

They've hit more HRs than runs allowed during the streak.

 

Hamilton said Kluber "may have won his second Cy Young tonight." I think I agree.

 

New players agreement calls for more days off. Gotta fit em in somehow.

 

Have each team play a couple single ticket doubleheaders.