Running 2017 MLB regular season thread

lol, I started watching the video and was about to mention you could plunk Paste and get him to charge the mound and get ejected, but the video covered it.

 

Classic example of "good teams win; bad teams don't."
Indians get two-out RBIs when Bruce blast one off the wall on a two-strike pitch and a couple of jam shots just over the infield. Then a solid two-run single after the Angels (Cron) don't catch a foul popup.
Angels' Simmons gets picked off first on a first-and-third, no-out situation. Angels got one run that inning. They wasted a couple of other rallies. Then used the wrong pitcher (Norris) in the ninth inning of a 3-2 game. Three runs later, it's 6-2, and Upton's homer in the bottom of the ninth is meaningless.

 

Adult autograph hounds are the worst:

Neshek rips Greinke for alleged autograph snub

 

Son of a bitch.
This girl never had a chance to move or anything.
http://deadspin.com/small-child-injured-by-line-drive-foul-ball-at-yankees-1818594268

 

That could be the dumbest baseball fight ever. I want it to be a beanball war. What are the unwritten rules about signing autographs for another player?

 

60 million pesos is what, 12 bucks?

 

Extend the God damn netting already.

 

Is this for conning the Royals into thinking his son could hit big league pitching?

 

Pesos go for a little more than half a US buck. So it's about half of his MLB earnings.

 

Oh so quietly, Didi's 25 homers are the most ever for a Yankees shortstop.

 

Jetes could have hit 50 a year, but he knew hitting behind the runner was more important.